25 Reasons Why ‘Gravity’ Sucked

Really, I could do 50 but they would all be about how scientifically wrong this movie is. I won’t bother you with that because you can see those on many other sites. Not much actually happened in this movie either, making it pointless to 50. It’s like ‘Open Water’ in space.

Gravity (2013)

Rated PG-13 | For Intense perilous sequences, some disturbing images and brief strong language

Synopsis: The destruction of their shuttle leaves two astronauts stranded in space with no hope of rescue.

25 Reasons Why ‘Gravity’ Sucked

1. If there is no sound in space, then shouldn’t this be a silent film?

2. I didn’t think people were supposed to be off tether like George Clooney?

3. NASA paying millions of dollars for George Clooney to just be fucking around on his space jet pack.

4. Camera constantly bobbling around.

5. George Clooney’s stories that nobody cares about. The constant rambling.

6. Sandra yelling “Ah! Ah! Ah!”. Obnoxious.

7. Seems like maybe she had better odds staying attached…

8. What is so red & shining on her, that’s not the sun. I know the cameras are going for aesthetically pleasing, but seriously.

9.Would she stop spinning? I don’t think she would slow down.

10. This dude would not look like this. His head would have combusted.

11. A retainer & Marvin the Martian fly out the gaping hole in the shuttle, but not two bodies.

12. I think George & Sandra would know not to be talking so much since it wastes oxygen.

13. She knows she’s low on oxygen, and yet, freaks out. Even as a nurse (what she’s supposed to be on Earth), you know that freaking out only makes your breathing worse. She should know better.

14. Yeah, the shoots are loose & all, but not the last part of them. She could have pulled him in just fine.

15. Plus, I don’t understand what is making him pull so bad in the first place. In real life, if he let go of her, he would just continue to float right next to her- no flinging off into space.

16. She takes her first layer of suit off & all she has are booty shorts & a tank top? WHAT? What about the diaper & all the sweat?

17.   Going into that pod with all of that oxygen & her being so low on it- She would get so high breathing it all in.

18. For the record, I would have noticed the sparks and the mini fire.

19. It probably took her another 7 minutes to put another suit on!

20. That whole fire extinguisher thing- yeah, NO. She’d be all over the place with that thing. Nice try, though.

21. She’s not concerned this space craft is shaking like it’s got Parkinson’s.

22. It’s not likely that this space station would “die” this quickly.

23. Once again, movie writers blaming everything on the Russians.

24. Even I know to take off all my heavy clothes before leaving a pod that has landed in water.

25. Gravity sickness. Lay there. Enjoy it.

FAIL.